sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
I just wanna hug you all, and it’s like 4 times the price of ours
and the plot thickens
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
crush: who do you like?
*soulja boy voice* YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it